joke...worth reading...

OFFERTORY PRAYER > > A visiting minister during the offertory> prayer:.."Dear Lord," he began with> arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned> face, "without you we are but dust." > > He would have continued, but at that moment one> very obedient little girl> (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned> over to her mother and> asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,> "Mommy, WHAT IS BUTT DUST?" > > Church was pretty much over at that point...
BoUnCeS!! LibbY!