Okay, I had absolutely no idea I was even gonna write about this tonite, but just as I put that 'so-called' title up top, Kim called, and she was telling me about something her youngest son did, and we were laughing about it, and all of a sudden she said "Eastport Dock"....of course that brought up all kindsa stuff...so, the story begins...
Kim's mom & dad decided I could go with them on vacation one summer. It was Kim's mom & dad, her younger brother, D, his friend M, & Kim & me. They've always been more into doing outside stuff, like camping, boating, etc. So we drove down to Eastport Dock in Tennessee, they had already arranged for us to rent a, well, I guess it was a cabin. It had 3 little bedrooms, living room, kitchen, and the bathroom was...outside in a cinderblock building! I think that was one of the funniest things about the place. Because when the lady in charge of the place told us about it, she explained that it was terribly, terribly important that nobody ever flush toilet paper! OMG!! Of course, all 4 of us 'kids' were standing behind Kim's mom & dad, snickering! After the 'campground ogre lady' left, all 4 of us busted out laughing, rolling around, and Kim's mom & dad (hereafter known as J & J) told us "she meant that! don't do it!" We just said ok, as all kids do, and went on our merry way, exploring the lake, woods, everything! Oh yeah, don't forget the vending machines full of snacks. Then we headed back up to the cabin from the lake, and decided that it'd be better if we went to the outside bathroom before it got dark, so Kim & I went in. There was a 'girls half' & a 'boys half'. We were just a little bit confused about where we should put the damn toilet paper. Then we noticed the trash can, so that was okay. Then, all of a sudden, we heard "splat, splat" on the window, but couldn't see out, cuz it was dark, & the window was high. We sneaked out and around the corner to the window, and there was the solution to the mystery...it was Kim's little bro & his friend throwing little frogs at the window! GROSS!
We got up the next day, went out to the bathroom again, and this time Kim decided she had to 'go #2'. So, then she's sitting there with the 'used' toilet paper in her hand, and she decided "fuck it!", and threw it in the toilet & flushed. We all went down to the lake fishing, & swimming, & everything! Had tons of fun, even though we were with parents. The next day we were all awakened by the 'campground ogre lady' knocking on the door, and she demanded to know 'who flushed toilet paper??'. We still, to this day, have NO IDEA what she had to have done to know that Kim did that! I think we laughed all that week with the mental image of "ogre bitch" swishing her hands through the stream to sift out anything 'foreign'. By the way, there was an outhouse that looked kinda like the picture at the top...but it was much smaller, & perched precariously atop a hill......
TTFN!! (i'm swearing off bouncing) LibbY!
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